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This is one of them...
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This is one of them...
Do you have a cache of faulty nuclear and biological weapons in your yard? Is your neighbourhood a dump site for toxic waste! Well we have the solution for you! From the makers of the do it your self brain surgery kit comes the at home toxic waste and weapons of mass destruction incinerator!! Using Our incinerator which utilises cold fusion technology you can now breakdown those harmful weapons and toxic waste into a harmless substance that can be used to fertilize your yard and gardens! For only 6521 easy payments of $59.99 it can be yours today, but wait call today and we'll make the first payment for you! That's only 6520 payments of $59.99 each! Act now and well throw in a complimentary Nuclear, Biological, chemical protective suit! Our researchers have been designing our incinerator for the last 3 weeks and have perfected it in at least one lab test! Make your yard a beautiful paradise today!
Disclaimer: Marine Co. And its Affiliates are not responsible for Accidental weapons detonation or genetic mutations from handling nuclear and toxic waste! Or the federal government investigating you or your family as terrorists! Side Effects from using our at home toxic waste and weapons of mass destruction incinerator may include: heart Attack, liver disease, the plague, brain damage, hair loss, excess wound seepage, blindness, tooth loss, blood clots and extreme dehydration! Please don't consult anyone before buying our products! Live a life free of harmful substances in your yard, call today our representatives are standing by!
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